Wednesday, March 28, 2007

My interpretation of today's CNN headlines

Furry handcuffs soiled, ball gag snapped.

4th grader with heart set on being Aladdin crushed.

Government advises avoiding exploding cats.

Other insects feared dead!

changes lasso tool to free-form

Yuppie neighbors hope hunting trip will be extended.

'And I thought it was supposed to be pocket-sized,' says onlooker.

The rest of them treated like dogs.

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